Saturday, November 24, 2007

Friday, November 16, 2007

The maintenance guy in the building I work in said he was talking with somebody who works in one of the upper offices about me. He couldn't remember my name, and the other person described me as the "nice, sweet girl with the fresh face." I pretended to be flattered by that, but all I could think about was "didn't they notice my guns?"

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Death calls his mom.

Tonight I saw a friend of mine that lived in Las Vegas for a while. He described himself as a "Tsunami of Lovely" and told me Jerry Seinfeld was a jerk. Apparently he stiffed him. Then he started the rumor that Jerry was gay, and he told Tori Braxton.

Thursday, November 1, 2007